I still remember the phone call.
My friend—let’s call him “Jake”—sounded like he’d seen a ghost.
“They drained my wallet,” he said.
$15,000… gone.
Vanished through a smart contract exploit he didn’t understand, buried inside a DeFi platform he thought was safe.
Jake thought he was doing everything right.
He used a popular wallet. Never clicked suspicious links. Kept his passwords off the cloud.
But none of that mattered—because he didn’t follow one simple, 30-second step that could’ve saved him.
And he’s not alone.
Another friend lost $50,000 from his Coinbase account.
A slick social engineering hack bypassed his 2FA.
Within minutes, it was gone.
He didn’t even know the door was open… but I did.
Before he told me what happened, I guessed the mistake that let the hacker in.
A mistake anyone could make—because no one teaches you this stuff.
And then there’s the subscriber who emailed me last week.
A gentleman who’d lost $45,000 total to a combination of centralized exchange issues and one investment in a shady coin that went belly up.
“Michael, I want to self-custody my crypto,” he wrote.
“But I still need to place limit orders and bracket trades. Do I have to use a centralized exchange?”
Great question. Most people don’t even know to ask it.
Here’s the truth:
The greatest opportunity of our generation is now wide open to anyone… But most people are walking into it blindfolded.
They’re stuck.
They’re scared.
Or they’re one wrong click away from financial ruin.
And that’s why I created the Uncensored Crypto Beginner’s Blueprint.
Here’s the hard truth most people won’t tell you:
Crypto is no longer optional.
It’s no longer an edge. It’s becoming a survival tool.
Governments are tightening the noose with CBDCs, censorship, and surveillance.
Banks are closing accounts, freezing funds, and acting like they own your money.
And yet… most people can’t answer three basic questions:
➡️ “Where should I buy my crypto?”
➡️ “How do I store it safely?”
➡️ “How do I actually use it?”
Instead of clarity, they get chaos:
YouTube “gurus” with conflicting advice…
Telegram groups filled with scams, spam, and moonboy memes…
Tech speak that makes you feel like you need a PhD just to transfer $100.
So what happens?
They freeze.
Or worse… they FOMO into something they don’t understand.
Like the subscriber I heard from just last week who dumped $30,000 into a popular altcoin that went belly up.
He’s smart. But like so many others, he didn’t know how to evaluate the project…
…or how to spot the subtle signs that a coin is smoke and mirrors.
Because if you can’t tell the difference between a solid investment and a rug pull, the market will teach you.
The only question is: how much will the lesson cost you?
So let’s call it what it is:
If you're not already confident with wallets, trades, transfers, and token analysis…
If you’re relying on hope, hunches, or hype…
You’re playing with fire in a world that doesn’t give second chances.
Crypto can unlock freedom, privacy, and generational wealth.
But only if you know what you’re doing.
That’s why I built this.
To cut through the noise.
To make it simple.
To finally get you off the sidelines and into the game—safely.
That’s exactly why I created the Uncensored Crypto Beginner’s Blueprint.
It’s a live, interactive training designed to take you from “I don’t even know where to start” to confidently buying, storing, moving, and analyzing crypto—the right way.
This isn’t a pre-recorded webinar or some generic YouTube playlist.
You’re learning directly from me—Michael Hearne, host of Uncensored Crypto—inside a private Zoom classroom with others just like you.
Together, we’ll break down:
➡️ What crypto actually is (and isn’t)
➡️ How to buy, sell, and store it safely
➡️ How to avoid scams and shady coins
➡️ How to move your money like a pro
➡️ And how to finally get off centralized exchanges (without giving up the tools you need)
We’re doing it all step-by-step.
Live. Together. With support.
And if you can’t make one of the sessions live?
No problem. You’ll get on-demand recordings, transcripts, PDF notes, and can even submit questions by email for me to cover live.
At the end of the training, we’ll also do a dedicated Q&A session, where I’ll stick around and answer every lingering question you’ve got—no fluff, no pitch, just clarity.
And yes, you’ll walk away with action steps after every session, so you can put what you learn to work immediately—whether that means setting up your first wallet, securing your seed phrase, or finally making your first DeFi trade without fear.
This isn’t just about learning. It’s about doing.
If you’ve ever wanted to finally get into crypto—but felt confused, intimidated, or scared to make a mistake…
This is your moment.
You don’t need to master the tech.
You don’t need to become a trader.
You just need someone to show you the map—and walk the trail with you.
And that’s what I’m here to do.
✅ What “crypto” really is—and why it’s the escape hatch from financial tyranny
Understand how blockchain, Bitcoin, Ethereum, smart contracts, DAOs, NFTs, DeFi, and more actually work—so you can stop feeling lost and start navigating this new financial world with real confidence.
✅ The 3 security practices you should always follow—and the #1 rule you must never break
Protect yourself from phishing, malware, and smart contract traps—so you don’t wake up to an empty wallet like my friend “Jake”. (Most people have no idea what actually makes them vulnerable.)
✅ How to avoid scams—even the ones that fool smart investors
Learn the subtle red flags to watch for before you click, connect, or invest. (These signals are rarely talked about—and they’re exactly what scammers hope you don’t notice.) Not knowing just one of these tips cost a close friend $50,000 in BTC.
✅ Which exchanges to use—and how to buy your first digital asset in under 30 minutes
Create your account, pass KYC, link a payment method, and buy crypto safely. Plus, I’ll show you how to avoid the hidden dangers of centralized exchanges—and what to do to protect yourself.
✅ How to transfer crypto between wallets and platforms—without losing funds
You’ll master the art of crypto movement, from CEX to wallet, wallet to wallet, and more. No more “stuck” transactions or heart-pounding mistakes.
✅ Hot, cold, and hardware wallets explained—plus the simple 3--second strategy to protect your stack
You’ll set up your own system using transaction and storage wallets—so you can keep your crypto safe without feeling like you’re defusing a bomb every time you make a move.
✅ Simple, actionable technical analysis—without the chartsplaining
Learn how to read support and resistance, trendlines, RSI, moving averages, and other basic indicators—so you can buy and sell with logic, not emotion or FOMO.
✅ How to read the market like a pro—using sentiment, liquidity, and capital flows
Understand how money moves between crypto and traditional markets, how to use leading indicators that beat technical analysis, and how to align your timing with market psychology—not TikTok trends.
✅ Fundamentals 101: How to evaluate a crypto project before you invest
Avoid rug pulls and dead coins by learning how to analyze a team’s track record, real use cases, tokenomics, liquidity, and “tells” that separate legit from sketchy.
✅ DeFi 101: How to use decentralized platforms to earn yield and ditch the bank
Explore borrowing, lending, staking, and AMMs—so you can put your crypto to work without giving up custody or getting locked into sketchy platforms.
✅ Know your “Crypto Archetype”—so you can follow a path that fits YOU
Are you a long-term investor, a short-term trader, or just trying not to get rekt? Discover your natural style—and how to stop sabotaging your results with strategies that aren’t built for you.
➡️ Each session is recorded and yours to keep.
➡️ Each lesson comes with action steps to apply what you learned.
➡️ You can attend live or submit questions in advance.
➡️ And at the end, we’ll do a wrap-up Q&A to make sure you’re fully clear.
Whether you’ve never touched a wallet… or already dipped your toes in but feel stuck—this will give you the clarity, confidence, and direction you need to move forward safely.
These aren’t fluff downloads or generic PDFs.
Each one is a banger designed to make crypto safer, clearer, and more profitable—especially if you're just getting started.
Bonus #1: The Crypto Security Checklist PDF
Your printable crypto safety net.
This is the step-by-step checklist I personally use before any transfer, trade, or connection—so you can avoid the costly mistakes that hackers love beginners to make.
Bonus #2: My Private Notes and Transcripts from the Training
Didn’t catch every word live?
No problem. You’ll get AI-enhanced transcripts and my personal session notes—so you can review everything at your own pace (without rewatching hours of video).
Bonus #3: Advanced Technical Analysis—9 Chart Patterns That Help Predict the Market
Go beyond the basics with this tactical visual guide.
Learn the 9 chart patterns pro traders use to spot breakouts, reversals, and trend continuations—so you can stop guessing and start moving with confidence.
Bonus #4: DeFi Deep Dive—How to Maximize Yield and Minimize Risk
This is your next step once you’ve got the basics locked in.
Learn the safest, most sustainable ways to earn passive income with DeFi—even if you never want to “trade” a day in your life. And the advanced risk indicators even pros miss.
Bonus #5: The DCP Article Pack (On Scams, Signals, Security & Survival)
Handpicked articles from the Decentral Publishing vault.
These deep dives reveal how to spot a rug pull, decode project red flags, and protect your funds from the most common threats in today’s fast-moving crypto jungle.
Bonus #6: The Crypto Archetypes Guide—Understand Yourself, Avoid Disaster
Are you a steady investor… or a dopamine-fueled degen in disguise?
This tongue-in-cheek guide helps you identify your natural strengths (and weaknesses) in the crypto space—so you can build a portfolio and strategy that fits YOU.
Together, these bonuses alone are worth more than the cost of the entire training… But when you sign up today, they’re all included, free—because I want you to win in this space.
Let’s fast-forward just a few weeks.
Future #1: You Skip This Training
You decide to “figure it out on your own.”
Maybe you watch some YouTube videos.
Maybe you buy a coin someone on Twitter hyped up.
Maybe you dabble with a wallet or two and hope for the best.
Then one day…
❗ You send crypto to the wrong address—and it’s gone forever.
❗ You connect to a shady dApp—and your wallet gets drained overnight.
❗ You FOMO into a token with a slick pitch—but it crashes to zero two weeks later.
❗ You try to unstake, transfer, or recover funds—and realize you don’t even know what you’re missing.
And the worst part?
You won’t even realize what went wrong until it’s too late.
Future #2: You Join This Training Today
You carve out a few hours.
You show up, take notes, ask your questions (or watch the videos if life gets in the way).
You follow the homework steps after each session. By the end, you’ve…
➡️ Bought and transferred your first crypto with full confidence
➡️ Set up secure wallets (and know how to protect them)
➡️ Learned how to spot scams, evaluate coins, and avoid hype traps
➡️ Started building your personal crypto system—the right way
You didn’t lose thousands learning lessons the hard way.
You invested less than the price of a fancy dinner to avoid all that.
Instead of feeling behind… you feel prepared.
Instead of confusion… you’ve got clarity.
Instead of fear… you’ve got forward motion.
One path costs thousands (or more).
The other? A few hours and the price of a fancy dinner.
The only question is: Which future will you choose?
This isn’t evergreen.
It’s not “available anytime.”
And it won’t be offered like this again. Ever.
You’re getting direct access to me, live on Zoom, walking you through each step and answering your questions in real time.
That means spots are limited—because I refuse to pack the room so full that nobody gets heard.
And once the live sessions are done?
The replays, transcripts, and bonuses will be packaged into a curated product—and sold later for $199 or more.
Join now, and you get it all—for just $99:
➡️ The full training (live and on-demand)
➡️ Lifetime access to the recordings
➡️ All the bonuses, notes, and transcripts
➡️ And live support you won’t get later
After this window closes, so does the deal.
You can still own the course later—but the investment will be more than double the live training.
No extensions. No second chances. No “I meant to, but…”
This is your shot to finally get into crypto—the right way—with clarity, confidence, and support.
For less than the cost of a single mistake in crypto…
You’ll walk away with the clarity, tools, and confidence to enter the space the right way.
Here’s what you’re getting:
✔️ 3 Live Zoom Training Sessions hosted by Michael Hearne
✔️ Step-by-step walkthroughs of everything from buying to self-custody to basic analysis
✔️ On-demand replays of all sessions
✔️ Homework + action steps so you actually implement what you learn
✔️ Dedicated Q&A time during each session—and a wrap-up Q&A at the end
✔️ Email question access if you can’t attend live
✔️ PDF Notes + AI-Generated Transcripts
✔️ 6 High-Value Bonuses to deepen your understanding and accelerate your progress
🔐 All for just $99.
(After this live training wraps, the recorded version alone will sell for $199—without the bonuses or live support.)
This training is for people who want results—not regrets.
So here’s my promise:
If you attend the training and don’t feel 10X more confident about navigating crypto, I’ll refund your $99. No questions asked.
You’ve got nothing to lose—except confusion, overwhelm, and costly mistakes.
The world is changing fast.
Banks are overreaching. Governments are tightening the leash.
Most people will freeze. Some will panic. A few will profit.
You get to choose.
This is your chance to step into the world of crypto… not as a speculator, not as a gambler—but as someone in control of their financial destiny.
Join the Uncensored Crypto Beginner’s Blueprint now.
Get the knowledge, tools, and support you need to move with confidence—and never look back.
Let's do this together.
Talk soon,
Michael Hearne
Founder, Decentral Publishing
Host, Uncensored Crypto
Q: What if I can’t attend the live sessions?
No problem. Every session will be recorded, and you’ll get on-demand access to the full replay library, notes, and transcripts. You can also submit your questions by email, and I’ll answer them during the Q&A.
Q: I’m brand new to crypto. Is this too advanced for me?
Not at all. This is built specifically for beginners and early-stage explorers who want to understand and use crypto without getting wrecked. No jargon. No hype. Just clarity and real-world action steps.
Q: Will I learn how to actually buy and store crypto?
Yes. I’ll walk you through how to buy, transfer, and store your crypto safely—using real platforms and tools. You’ll also learn how to avoid the mistakes that trip most beginners up.
Q: What’s included when I sign up?
You’re getting full access to 3 live Zoom sessions with me, on-demand replays, downloadable transcripts, PDF notes, and 6 powerful bonuses (see above). You’ll also get access to a dedicated Q&A wrap-up call after the training ends.
Q: How long will I have access to the training and bonuses?
You’ll have lifetime access to the recordings, notes, and bonus materials. No expiration, no pressure.
Q: Is there a money-back guarantee?
Yes. If you attend the training and don’t feel significantly more confident about navigating crypto by the end, just reach out and I’ll refund your $99—no questions asked.
Q: When does the training start?
Dates and times will be shared immediately after you sign up, along with calendar links and login instructions. The first live session is right around the corner—so don’t wait.
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